Five thousand degrees can give anyone a hell of a tan, so remember your SPF, and at all costs, avoid the phossy jaw. It's a guaranteed day-ruiner, no doubt. Better to get your shake and bake on with the Variant Pro™ Willy Pete. Smoke cloakin', red hot, and fully crossed up; you are made for these hi-speed engagements. So go ahead and live your truth one clutch-dump at a time.